Hi, Welcome to Funny Sexy Free :)
Sometimes I am amused by the things that just pop into my head from time to time. Maybe they will entertain you as well :)
Hmmm... If someone said they had a squeaky toy and they knew how to use it... That definately could fit in the sexual innuendo category right ;)
Peter puts pickles in his pet porcupine... Oh come on now! That's both sick and wrong. Bad brain! Behave! Probably dangerous as well. LOL :)
Oh My Fucking God! L.O.L. Did you know that there is a site that rates shit stains? True Story! I think it was
ratemystain.com or something like that ROFLMAO :)
What kind of drugs would you have to be on to ACTUALLY name your kid Dick Sweat? He isn't even a porn star... just a politician ;)
Pretty pinky persia puts pickles on pete's prunes ;)
Crack whore Harry hates heat on his Hummer :)
Just found my to do list on my old phone again :) 1. Kill the humans. 2. Play with myself. 3. World peace.
LOL :) Google "go fuck yourself" - the first thing to come up is a site called amish rake fight ;)
Life is a bitch but I love bitch and bitch love me :)
Ahh ohh... nothing like a good cup of butt jiggles and panda porn to kick start your morning ;) And for those of you who think I'm serious about the panda porn ;)
