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Sometimes I am amused by the things that just pop into my head from time to time. Maybe they will entertain you as well :)



Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Hmmm... If someone said they had a squeaky toy and they knew how to use it... That definately could fit in the sexual innuendo category right ;)

Friday, February 5, 2010

Peter puts pickles in his pet porcupine... Oh come on now! That's both sick and wrong. Bad brain! Behave! Probably dangerous as well. LOL :)

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Oh My Fucking God! L.O.L. Did you know that there is a site that rates shit stains? True Story! I think it was ratemystain.com or something like that ROFLMAO :)

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

What kind of drugs would you have to be on to ACTUALLY name your kid Dick Sweat? He isn't even a porn star... just a politician ;)

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Pretty pinky persia puts pickles on pete's prunes ;)
Crack whore Harry hates heat on his Hummer :)

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Just found my to do list on my old phone again :) 1. Kill the humans. 2. Play with myself. 3. World peace.

Friday, January 29, 2010

LOL :) Google "go fuck yourself" - the first thing to come up is a site called amish rake fight ;)
Life is a bitch but I love bitch and bitch love me :)

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Ahh ohh... nothing like a good cup of butt jiggles and panda porn to kick start your morning ;) And for those of you who think I'm serious about the panda porn ;)